Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Monday, 22 December 2014

"You never go full potato."
"I don't know what I'm saying today."
"Consentual hugging isn't normal"
"Believe it or not, I'm Spanish!"
"I'm more of a dribbler than a shooter"
"I will rocket in your pocket"
"Who needs Charlie big bollocks"
"I don't get it, I was a gearbox mechanic"
"Don't we have a data suppository for this?"
"Hold me or I'll hit you"
"What's JSON..."
**explains**
"That went straight over my head"
"Me too, my sidewall is torn :("