Ah yes memory of a gold fish

I have escaped

"I'm going to single handedly choke out the entire army"

"You are encased in my blob"

"My chocolate starfish just twitched."

"I'll kick you in your giant midget balls"

"Kill the asset."

"I have an elite hit squad of mini beasts"

"I'll give you my protein"

"It's actually quite nice just chewing off the cheese."

"I'm so stiff today."

"I will gas in your face."

"I'm going to rub conditioner into a rope."

"I just arrive, leave things in a mess and quietly walk off."

"You are my dirty feeder."

"I could still fit a big one in me."

"I should have been called Marilyn"

"I will spam your robot."

"Why do you breathe"

"Context is not important"

"I need lesbian dancing girls...we don't always get what we want."

"I am a ragebeast"

"If a tree falls in the forest and there's none there to see it, does it really fall?"

"Can we have fish finger friday? "

"No I did not, I was eating my nuts. "

"Can you please realign my ball"

"I have an attraction device surgically implanted between my butt cheeks."

"You're not a man until another man has jizzed on your face"

"I'll make bacon out of you."

"Is that the new LG smart watch?" - "No it's just a normal watch...." - "oh..."

"I am exceedingly good at waffling."

"I'll fertilize her."

"Not too soft, not too firm."

"I wish I could dream of being chased by a Rhinoceros!"

"I have to go and man-cuddle at lunch"

"Need wrestling of man love"

**to the Vengaboys soundtrack**
"Boom boom boom boom, I want to double boom"

"I named my ball Stephen."

"I'm poofing on Pete's poofter."

"I have a brown finger."

"Sex toys will get me the rest of the way"

"I found your womb"

"Nearly, but no cigar"

"Let us go forth and consume"

"I am a Ginegerous Rhinocerous"

"Isn't Heroin legal now?"

"I will fudge and chocolate you"

"This is why you breathe and I don't"

"I am in no mood right now."

"It's solid like my buttocks"

"I'm not eating her donut"

"I will mandarin you"

"I am a death machine"

"I believe in blunt force"

"You must have Keratin-rich nasal hair!"

"Fuck you and your contract I'm off to be a pirate"

"You bring the candles, I'll bring the romance"

"Your bacon brings all the boys to the yard"

"Can I have a poofter?"

"Ooh look I can unscrew my skull!"

"There is a jif party in my mouth!"

"I will rinse all over you"

"It's a good thing my balls are magnetically attracted to each other"