"I am exceedingly good at waffling."

"I'll fertilize her."

"Not too soft, not too firm."

"I wish I could dream of being chased by a Rhinoceros!"

"I have to go and man-cuddle at lunch"

"Need wrestling of man love"

**to the Vengaboys soundtrack**
"Boom boom boom boom, I want to double boom"

"I named my ball Stephen."

"I'm poofing on Pete's poofter."

"I have a brown finger."

"Sex toys will get me the rest of the way"

"I found your womb"